A new South Park episode about the U.S. election just came out. Get it here, or use the torrent if that's too slow. "What does vote or die even mean?" "Exactly what you think it does, bitch" more »

Yay! I finally got my PS2 BB to play a game online. The game is Burnout 3 and it's lots of fun. The point of the game is basically to cause as big a car crash as possible. Since I got it a few days ago I've already played it so much that when I drive t… more »

New video: School Spirit S-size (11 megs) L-size (28 megs) As you may have noticed, this 'video blog' website has been quite lacking in actual videos for the past little while. I ment to finish this video about 4 months ago, but the combinat… more »

Just uploaded a new gallery of photos from my trip to Canada and the USA last week. Check it [url=images/october/index.html]here[/url]. Hugh also has a new gallery of photos up from our trip to Hakodate, and will probably have his own vacation photos up… more »

The folks at Something Awful have an idea for a new candidate in the 2004 U.S. election that has my enthusiastic support. I guess my love for Carnosaur started that fateful night in the basement of Hugh's house in Toronto when the now infamous "Carnosau… more »

Traditional Patterson family Swiss Chalet dinner the night before heading back to Japan. From left to right: Katharine, Les, Al, Dad, Mom, Andrew and Meadow So I'm finally back home in Noheji after a fun filled break from my strenuous job. I'm not to… more »

It's 2:30 in the A.M., I'm Lionel Osbourne, and you're watching Perspectives. I'm writing from a dive hotel in Tokyo in a part of the city Hugh affectionately calls `Bum Town'. After about 20 hours of travelling, we finally arrived back in Japan, landin… more »

One of the best things about being home is the chance to eat good old fatty, deep fried western food. Here's a partial list of yummy things I've eaten since coming home: Double Big Mac Quarter pounder with Cheese Burger King Whopper Fries with vin… more »