Yay! He`s finally got a job! I`m so pleased!! Where did you get the magic tricks idea from though? Unfortunately the only magic trick I`ve seen him do is make my paycheck disappear before my very eyes

I've never seen him do magic, though he is quite the comedic performer. I figured magic was the next logical step after prop comedy.

I see that you have become quite famous in Japan but don't let it go to your head; you'll never keep up wiht me. How many screaming Japanese kids have been waitng outside your hotel room 24 hrs per day just hoping to sneak in ? How many avoiding life t shirts(if they even exist) have you ever sold when I sell 100,000 Real Madrid jerseys at the ridiculous price of 100US. Keep off my ground or I'm coming after you.

I knew I should have taken the opportunity to crush you with my bare hands when I saw you and your Real Madrid friends fly past me in line at Narita Airport immigration when I first landed in Japan lo 18 months ago. I suppose if I did that I wouldn't have had so many hilarious TV commercials staring you and your once famous wife to quietly laught at over that time. Come to think of it, I hardly see you on TV anymore. Guess you're old news. Maybe your arch rival Zinadine Zidan will be next big thing to hit the land of the rising sun.

Its ZidanE smartass and il n'arrive pas à ma cheville. He may be a good player but he sells nothing. Don't you understand that I paid back my 23million purchase fee in 6 months by selling over expensive derived products to asians in general and Japanese in particular? I am Superman. I could even get your favourite teacher hired back if you said the right word. Well screw you I'll just go some where where I am appreciated like the Patterson semi-annuel chinese dinner next week in Toronto and order those great chicken balls.