Hey now my babies! You can all finally breath a big sigh of relief as Avoidinglife.com has returned! Sorry for all the downtime, but there wasn't much I could do about it. My host suddenly and without warning decided to suspend my account last weekend, and I've spent every waking moment since trying to get them to tell me why, and unsuspend it. Finally after 6 days of constant harassing they caved and told me what happened.

Avoidinglife.com was being hosted on a shared webserver with an unknown number of other websites, but apparently was using over 50% of the server's resources. This caused all the sites on the server to run slowly, so they suspended my account. As a result this site, Tamenobu, EricainJapan, Francois's site and others were all knocked out of commission. It would have been nice of my host to tell me this problem existed BEFORE suspending my account, or perhaps even immediately after when I asked them, or perhaps one of the next 8 times I asked... but I digress. In a way I guess I'm a victim of my own success, but mostly I'm just the victim of a lazy webhost with communication problems.

Thanks for all your kind words of concern that many of you sent via email over my absence. A special thanks goes to Luke Elliot who went out of his way to begin a cyber manhunt to track me down. Well, luckily I've found a new host for this site and will be gradually restoring things around here to normal over the coming days.

Now to reward your patience and loyalty, here's a great new novelty MP3 for you all... The Night KITT Saved Christmas. Enjoy.