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Avoidinglife.com Review

08/25/04 | by Jamie | Categories: Deep Thoughts


Speaking of Ali G, some real life gangstas at Ghettocities Clothing have posted somewhat unflattering reviews of this site and many other 'famous' Japan websites. I'm not sure what these wiggers are doing in Japan, but their site has some great stuff on it like this article on Tokyo nightlife or this very handy article about how to hustle Japanese girls. Yo, respect. Here's what they had to say about me:


Avoidinglife.com is yet another replica of what seems to be the basis for every Japan site out there (with exception to Ghettocities,) this guy is the typical nerd. I hate nerds. I broke a nerd's glasses with a computer keyboard once. To fully review this site in an un-biased way it has quite the video selection, but their videos suck. I sat through three videos inbetween the massive download time and yeah I didn't quite enjoy myself watching a video of a nerd driving some back road in Japan with Britney Spear's 'toxic' dubbed on it.




Well I guess I won't be hooking up with these guys next time I'm in Tokyo. I don't need another pair of smashed glasses.


Update: Yet another new Aomori JET journal found: Profoundly silly rantings, Abby in Ajigasawa

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21 comments

Comment from: reyn [Visitor]
reynYou should see the comment 'tomo' put on the bottom of the page....
08/26/04 @ 00:19
Comment from: Jacob [Visitor]
JacobJamie, let's go down to Tokyo and have some gang wars with Ghettoboys. Or we could just send their contact emails out to every spam company on the net. That'll show 'em. Btw, your videos are cool.
08/26/04 @ 02:49
Comment from: Jamie [Visitor]
JamieYeah Reyn, I wonder who this Tomo guy could be...

Jacob, judging from the photo this guy's a little more fit than I so I don't think any kind of rumble is in order. On the other hand, spamming him would kind of prove his point of my nerdiness wouldn't it?

I think there's only one way to settle this... a good old fashion dance off! Watch out Josh... You're about to get served!
08/26/04 @ 03:35
Comment from: taro [Visitor]
taroHis name is Josh and lives in his mom's basement the Northwest. He's been kicked off every board in Japan. If he give you real trouble, do a WHOIS search of his website and call up his parents who will take away his Internet for a while.

_____________ typical Josh comment _______

What did you say? I can't read anything with these damn sunglasses on ... I've already been kicked out of the photokyo board due to my little run in with the webmaster and his wanna-be mc lover... hahahaha oooo i'm not dropping that one until its burnt on both sides.

Le Josh - Pas D'Armure
http://www.deleted.com
08/26/04 @ 08:11
Comment from: Jamie [Visitor]
JamieI figured as much. Still this Josh guy is pretty funny. I really got a lot of handy advice about picking up J girls from the articles on his site. Does his mom know how to use the Internet? I'm sure she'd find his site quite intereseting.
08/26/04 @ 09:01
Comment from: Jamie [Visitor]
JamieStrange.. for some reason they deleted Tomo's post.
08/26/04 @ 09:08
Comment from: Luke [Visitor]
LukeIt was obvious who Tomo really was. The real Tomo's English is far more base than that.
08/26/04 @ 09:13
Comment from: Tomo [Visitor]
TomoIt looks like he painted those abs on. But honestly, I think even Rokkasho Kevin could've learned a few things from his website! Hope the tips work out for you J-roc!
08/26/04 @ 09:17
Comment from: Jacob [Visitor]
JacobAhh Jamie, you could take his skinny butt. However, I wasn't suggesting that you fight everyone on your own, you c ould bring, Luke, Gavin, Steve, and Mark, and I bet we could recruit a few other crazies from our ken. ;) I can't help ya though, I'm a passivist, so I'll just watch and then buy you a beer if you win. Good luck.
08/26/04 @ 19:34
Comment from: Richie [Visitor]
RichieFor such a pimped out player, he sure seems to have a lot of free time to maintain his little site. I mean for not being a nerd, he sure does have a lot of crap to promote his site (which is very nerdy), like that crappy line of clothing. I mean cafeshops, come on now. He even has a section for Japanese lessons? And that’s not being a total nerd? All he is missing is the stereotypical glasses with tape in the center.

I for one like your site; it gives at least a semi good view of actual life as a JET. This site doesn’t outright bash anyone, nor does it seem to be an extension of your penis, which I can’t say for that other dude. Your site is good humored and there is always something interesting to read; although you worried me a bit when you were hanging out with those Lomo photo guys.
08/26/04 @ 20:57
Comment from: Jamie [Visitor]
JamieThanks Richie. Truth be told, the site is in fact an extention of my penis. When I'm in bed with girls they often scream out "what the hell is that?", and I have to explain that it's just my website grafted onto my penis. It can be quite embarassing sometimes. As for the Lomo dudes... They are good guys, seriously. I still don't really understand the whole Lomo scene they are into though. The only photography scene we have in Noheji is the Purikura scene.
08/26/04 @ 21:34
Comment from: MrJ [Visitor]
MrJI looked at his site and laughed hard. He is just a kid, probably a virgin, with zits on his ass. How could anyone feel threatened by that skinny little runt?

People, Look at the facts:
*His name is "Josh"
*he comes from the Northwest
(supposedly)
*he lived in his mothers basement (allegedly)
*his "clothing line" is sold through CafePress
*his writing ability on his site is at an adolescent level
*he reckons he "broke a nerd's glasses with a computer keyboard once" (not with a beer bottle? or a knuckle duster?), will the real nerd here please stand up?
*with limited education and knowledge (about anything) , he attempted to cook up a literary storm by writing reviews on Japan-based sites. Obviously, his childish rants made him fail miserably.

He needs a good spanking then sent to bed early without a bedtime story. That'll teach him.

Hey Richie, there is nothing wrong with Lomo. Maybe if you opened your mind and try new things once in a while life might become just that little bit more exciting for you. Although I can no longer vouch for that other "Lomo guy" with the sunglasses...

It's been a long time eh Jamie?
09/04/04 @ 07:15
Comment from: nameRalf [Visitor]
nameRalfcomment Hi have a good day!

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09/08/04 @ 12:48
Comment from: Kfz Versicherungen [Visitor]
Kfz Versicherungencomment no Links ?
09/08/04 @ 12:49
Comment from: dÊ [Visitor]
dĘthis guy is very hot!! hiauhaiuha
muuuito gostoso
03/26/05 @ 05:00
Comment from: Gecko Fabulous [Visitor]
Gecko FabulousThat Josh is a pig ugly fag who can only get laid by going to japan. Any fugly cunt can get laid in Japan
04/11/05 @ 02:33
Comment from: Gecko Fabulous [Visitor]
Gecko Fabulousoh and check out the pussy faggot crying about getting banned from some dork forum

http://www.jref.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2810

04/11/05 @ 02:38
Comment from: sdfasdfadergw45gtrgf [Visitor]
sdfasdfadergw45gtrgfif you ever do go to japan, you should fly a japanese aeroplane into their kamikaze house, emperor Hirohito caused the deaths of 27 million people in world war two, as of vermin like them, and they haver never been punished, and will be, the vermin, are vermin, the only bright spot about hiroshima, was that many ajapanese royalist bullying vermin were burned at a million degreees celsius
12/24/05 @ 20:07
Comment from: sdfasdfadergw45gtrgf [Visitor]
sdfasdfadergw45gtrgfapologies to japanese nerds, and geeks, and the majority of japanese who do not like gheetoo clothing, and who are not bullies, i hope hirohito is shot in the face, and the ghettocities scum, shoot themselves in the facer too,
12/24/05 @ 20:08
Comment from: sdfasdfadergw45gtrgf [Visitor]
sdfasdfadergw45gtrgfi hope the ghettocities crew shoot each other in the face, like real gangster
12/24/05 @ 20:09
Comment from: john brightman [Visitor]
john brightmanHI
looks very interesting!
bookmarked your blog.
john brightman
05/25/09 @ 11:41
Avoiding life and teaching English in Noheji, Aomori, Japan

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