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This is a wonderful artistic rendering of "Jacko" I found by chance while using Google. Not the mono-gloved pedophile "Jacko" most of you are probably thinking of, but the flash in the pan 80's Aussie rugby star turned Highwayman sidekick/Energizer commercial spokesman. Much like his compatriots Yahoo Serious, The Bushwackers and Steve Irwin, Jacko helped enlighten the world as to what being Australian is all about through crazed screaming and violent thrashing movements. The drawing is one of many great doodles from this website: http://www.geocities.com/ovets316 , a truly strange homepage belonging to a guy with a serial killer like obession with girls that wear glasses.
While not looking for work in the exciting field of data entry, the site owner seems to moonlight as a professional karaoke singer/entertainer. He also maintains an extensive list of money saving tips and a collection of animal photos. Unfortunately the site is hosted by Geocities, which means that if you view more than a small handful of pages the site becomes inaccessible due to tight bandwidth restrictions. I've created a partial mirror of the site here for you to enjoy. Unfortunately I can't mirror the whole site because it goes offline everytime I try to download it. Stupid Geocities. Yahoo really should upgrade it or just shut it down once and for all.