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It's official. My parents think I'm gay. This was their gift to me!
I just wanted to give a special thanks to everyone that wished me well on my birthday and sent me cards, bought me food or gave me gifts. This year's crop of gifts were particularily strange and tasteless. It's nice to know that my friends and family know me so well! Special thanks go out to everyone that came out to dinner & Shirokiya in Hirosaki, to Luke & Akiko for the beeru mug and incense; to Nate for the 1970's naked lady cards and for giving me Herpes, to Jenny for Fresh & Meat and the Mc Money, to Mom and Dad for the 'interesting' DVD and the card and photos, and last but not least... to my dearly departed cat Fluffy who was kind enough to send me a card from beyond the grave!