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Favorite 'Pimp My Ride Request' so far...
From A Perfect World
For the last few months many people (mostly AOL "lusers") under the mistaken belief that this site has some sort of affiliation with MTV's "Pimp My Ride" have been leaving their ride pimping requests in the comments section of this old post. Clearly MTV wasn't doing its job in informing viewers how to properly get in touch with the show if they are all coming here. I spent a couple of minutes on Google and found the real contact information for Pimp My Ride and posted it here in the hopes of clearing up the confusion. Instead this just lead to two postings full of ride pimping requests. At first the comments were quite amusing to me, but recently the continuing stupidity of it all has started to make me give up all hope for humanity. I was just about to close the comments section on those two posts and put an end to this nonsense when I received the following comment:
Author: netta moore (cache-ntc-ac10.proxy.aol.com)
Email: ?????@aol.com
Url:
Comment:
hi my name is netta moore and i would love to be on your show my husband left me and my two childern for the gay life stile and is doing durgs im not looking for attion but i would love for you to pimp my ride so with that being said please pimp my ride oo and i love your show and i am in the middel of it right now so lov ya peace out love yal please pick me
I realize of course that by using the words "Pimp my Ride" in this story I will only wind up creating a third post full of dumb comments, but I don't care anymore. In fact I welcome it! While I'm at it, why not add some more misleading Google key words like "Jamie Lynn Spears' email address", or better yet "Lindsay Lohan's phone number"? I figure the more time AOL'ers spend on here writing comments, the less time they will spend outside doing harm to society. Besides, clearly they need the writing practice anyway.
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I don't know that your "Pimp My Ride" comments are such a bad thing; they're from real(?!?) people, after all, right?Not like the spam I was getting on my blog, more of the "Ride My Pimp" variety....
Hey Jamie, are you going to write up a special 30th birthday blog, with loads of family album photos of when you were a kid and stuff like that? It'd be interesting to see pictures of JP junior, and a brief tale of the last 30 years according to Jamie.The special birthday edition.
Please help me out...A few months ago, maybe like a year ago, you posted a link to this violent japanese movie. It's name started with a 'Z' I think and was only like 3-4 letters long. Do you have any recolection of what I'm talking about?
If you help me out, you'll be my new personal savior. Screw Jesus!
Thanks.
Sorry, no idea what you're talking about. Did I mention Battle Royale? No Z in that one though, so it's probably not what you're looking for. I recently saw a good violent J-movie called "Ichi the Killer" which is worth checking out. Thanks for trying anyway.I checked out Battle Royale a while back, thanks to your site, and enjoyed it. Ichi the Killer is on my list also.
Maybe I found the link on *gasp* another JET site *gasp* and I just assumed it was on yours since yours is the best.
Hi my name is Shadai.I live in Jacksonville Florida.I'm 14 years old and the reason why I am writing yall is because I have a brother and he really love this car very much.The kind of car that he has is an old school car.It is a green 442 cutlass.It has a green hard top roof on it,but the reason why I will love for his car to be pimped is because I really love my brother and I just hope that yall come and pimp my brother's ride.May you all please do this for me and I will really appreciate every thing that you guys have done for me and my brother. Yall can email me back at this email address and can yall please please come and pimp my brother's ride PLEASE 
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