Now that everyone has had their fill of Hard Gay, it's time for a new face to take the Japanese wrestling world by storm! Pro-wrestling has become increasingly dark, mean spirited and less funny over the past 10 years or so. If there's one thing it needs right now, it's Happy Man!

Kate has been helping me collect as much information on former Salsero Takeshi Minamino's new alter ego. Apparently from what we can gather, Happy Man is an alien prince from the M77 nebula Happy Star. His goal in life is a rather lofty one, namely to bring about world peace. Beyond that, we don't know much about him. If only we could somehow be back in Aomori right now and catch him in action bringing happiness to a world that desperately needs it.