So no-one wins? It's a draw? And at what point did I become a tuna?

Have you even been paying attention Luke? You became a tuna two episodes ago, and the draw was the winning result of last week's poll. Good thing for you I added a draw option because "Biffa Luke wins" finished dead last.

No one except Jamie could possibly make any sense out of this stuff. Luke, just be glad it's over (or is it?)

a trawler? thanks jamie...

Well you said you wanted to be included Sorcha!

...and Hugh, I don't know what's so confusing about it. Luke's soul was inside the mountain, then Takeyah moved it into the statue of a tuna in Oma village. The tuna statue was tossed into the ocean, came to life and started humping real tuna. Then both Lukes were captured by North Koreans and forced to work for Kim Jong's Pleasure Squad. You can read about the squad (also called Pleasure Team) here: http://www.freenorthkorea.net/archives/freenorthkorea/000714.html
Kim Jong is also a big fan of Daffy Duck, hence his inclusion. See, perfectly logical and clear.

Oh it's all crystal clear now, thanks. The name's Tanaka btw!

Oh yeah, you need to mosaic little Ewen's wee-wee otherwise the J-cops will buss yo' ass.

and why did Ewen escape? What happen to him? Can Scottish swim?

I just read that link. Kim Jong Il's got it good. Really good.

I can't eliminate Ewen's character so close to Scotchtoberfest. That just wouldn't be nice. As for Kim Jong, it seems like nearly half of all the women he has impregnated have killed themselves, died mysteriously or been executed. Doesn't sound like they have it too good.

Wickedawesome!!! Even better than I anticipated! Except maybe for the bit about ending up on the Pleasure Squad. Can't I go to a prison camp instead? Anyhoo, all umpteen episodes flowed in a perfectly logical fashion, if you ask me. It's been a fun ride.

Oh, and I never expected that "Feral Gaijin" footage (I think that's where the mug-shot came from?) to come back and haunt me. You must have a pretty formidable image bank at your disposal!

Yeah when you combine everyone's blogs it really does create a formidable image bank of gaijin activity in Aomori indeed. As for the Pleasure Squad, made up of the "satisfaction team", the "happiness team" and the "dancing team", I'm curious as to which you dred the most.

Satisfaction Team, hands down, my friend. He ain't gonna get no satisfaction!