My hero

07/30/04 | by Jamie | Categories: McDonald's

Man loses 8 pounds eating nothing but McDonald's for 30 days!
See the official website here.

See, it's just like I've been telling you all along. That Supersize Me movie is pure crap. When I lived in Toronto I had Mc Donald's almost every day and was a skinny bastard. Since coming to Japan and getting cut off from the golden arches, I'm put on a ton of weight. Skrew the Atkins diet... it's all about the Big Mac diet baby!

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Comment from: Your Brother [Visitor]

Here's the rest of the story from Jamie's brother.

Jamie didn't put on weight in Canada because the only thing he ate at MacDonalds were the fries...and not very many at that. The guy almost never eats. I'd say he gets his nutrition from the sunlight but one look at his albino-like skin and you can toss that theory out the window.

The reason Jamie has put on weight in Japan is not because of his lack of MacDonalds but his non lack of booze. Jamie ain't much of a drinker and the only thing his Canadian buddies drink is a jug of Tang on the way to their Star Trek conventions. Since Jamie's moved to Japan and started getting tanked up on a daily basis, he's put on weight. That's how it works. Want proof? I'll send a picture of my belly at the start of university and another at the end.

Jamie's brother, signing off.

08/02/04 @ 22:27

Comment from: Jamie [Visitor]

Interesting theory Andrewlein. I don't remember you gaining much weight after McMaster. You're steady descent into morbid obesity seems to have begun around the time YOU lived in Japan. Can NOVA teachers even afford to go drinking? Despite from what you may see in my videos, I don't really drink that much over here since 90% of my time is spent alone in Noheji. Perhaps there's just a defective gene in Patterson men that turns us from skinny punks to fat asses almost over night. At least that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.