Not only is there a kitten and a chicken, but this time there's a monkey too! While it may seem like a bit of an abusive relationship, at least it's not as bad as this.
Enjoying a 'Spicy Whopper' and fries in Shanghai.
I mentioned a few weeks ago in this post that the Forbidden City in Beijing is actually home to a small Starbucks coffee shop. While there was no McDonald's or KFC along side it yet, they weren't too hard to find outside its foreboding red walls. In fact, western fast food options in China are just as good if not better than they are in Japan. Here are some of the other chains Kate and I spotted in Beijing and Shanghai:
Last week, my wonderful parents stopped by Noheji after a grueling month long tour of Asia and I had the pleasure of showing them around the joint.
This is my third spring in Japan, but only my first time ever to see the much hyped Hirosaki Sakura Matsuri. Actually, that's technically untrue as I did in fact go once last year, but it turned out to be more of a barren branch festival.
Well I'm pleased to report however that this year the festival actually lived up to the hype, and the park was really quite impressive looking. While I'm glad to have finally seen the trees in full bloom, I'm not sure if it was worth the cost to my health. Ever since last weekend my throat has been killing me, likely the result of some kind of cherry blossom allergy I never knew I had. Unfortunately, Noheji High School is surrounded in cherry trees as well so it looks like I'm going to have to endure this torture for some time to come.
I know many of you have been following my quest to find the legendary Noheji->Shichinohe railbus for many months with bated breath. Well thanks to KS clueing me into 'I Will Play with a Railbus 2006' I am very happy to report that I have succeeded in finding and riding the railbus! One quest down. One to go.
This has to be one of the most brilliant innovations in fast food to come along in the last 30 years! A cup lid with a deep dent for fry storage allowing you to carry both food and drink in one hand. So simple, yet so ingenious. I wish I could meet the person at MOS Burger responsible and shake his or her hand.
I can't help but wonder why a Japanese fast food company would come out with such a thing in a country where walking and eating at once is taboo. Could this be some kind of secret ploy to start of a new revolution in Japanese culture? I hope so, but sadly I fear that the MOS Walker will most likely be overlooked and lost to the ages.
Tadaima! Just got back from a nice trip to Communist China with Kate. As you can see from the above photo, there really isn't much that is Communist about China anymore other than that whole no right to vote stuff. Actually the Starbucks in the Forbidden City was closed the day we were there, and I get the feeling from this article that it might not be openning again anytime soon*. Still, the very fact that it exists at all speaks volumes about what is going on in China these days. In fact I hear that they're openning a TGI Fridays in the Maosoleum next week.
Anyway, I'm back in Japan but still on vacation so don't expect any updates for a little while longer. Happy Golden Week y'all!
*Update: My parents visited Beijing a couple of weeks after I did and they told me that the Starbucks was open for business the day they were there.
Do the koncho! Doot doot doot dee doot doot do doot do...
So I was watching TV the other day and a commercial for a new drink called Bubbleman 2 came on. It was your standard Mr. Sparklesque Japanese CM, and I didn't really notice anything out of the ordinary about it. My TV watching companion however (who would prefer to remain nameless) insisted that they saw a cartoon character doing something very inappropriate. Now I know that the Japanese aren't quite as puritanical as my North American brethren, what with the abundance of AV shacks along every country road and the availability of Ringu-Ringu in local grocery stores, but still this sounded like a bit much. Well I kept a watchful eye for the commercial, and sure enough later that night it came on again, and this time I saw it too! I couldn't believe my eyes, but it appeared as if the third Bubbleman cartoon character on the left was beating his own pleasure scepter with a drum stick! Well I decided to get to the bottom of this and tracked down the Bubbleman 2 website. There I learned that I had simply mistaken the Bubbleman Brothers Band's drummer's instrument for his member:
When placed between his big round green knees, you can see how anyone could have become confused by the sight of his hypersonic twanger. Don't believe me? Well, if you have a Windows PC with Media Player, then you can just go here and see for yourself what I mean.
Clearly my mental image of Bubbleman throbing his organ was no accident, but was by Suntory's design. Just look at the second "outtake" where the middle Bubbleman's bright red codpiece bumps into the camera if you're not yet convinced. Time to file another one under "Only in Japan".
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